Our top 10

Chief Treat Officer

applicants are here!

We’ve conducted a nation-wide search, narrowed it down to our Top Ten and asked you to vote on which dog to hire. (thank you so much!!) THE VOTING PORTAL IS NOW CLOSED.

Qualified AF Candidates.

Meet our top 10.

Carl

Nike

Hoagie

K9 Lin

Diamond

Whiskey

Rosie

Gertie

Smudge

Poppie

Carl

Equal parts mayor-of-the-town and goofy boy! Carl has been putting smiles on faces all throughout the Windy City, and we think the entire U.S. deserves his sunshine! What a way to catch a treat, Carl!

CV

Qualifications: Charismatic, friendly, great siren impersonation.

Instagram: @thechicagocarl

Nike

Nike went from lost stray to school mascot. This unchipped pup nonchalantly wandered through the doors of an elementary school. Unable to locate his family, one of the teachers took him in as her own. He went from a scared, hesitant pup to a straight A+ dog, thriving in his new environment.

CV

Qualifications: Health-conscious, energetic, irresistible.

Instagram: @thelifeofnike

Hoagie

Can you believe those eyebrows!?! Hoagie was passed from foster to foster until *finally* landing in his forever home. His story is not just about him, but about how LA’s dog-loving community came together to save him. He definitely gets the double-bubble certification from us!

CV

Qualifications: The eyebrows, the drool, the 3-phase taste test.

Instagram: @hoagieshaus

K9 Lin

If this video isn’t inspiring AF, we don’t know what is. If K9 Lin can do more on 3 paws than a whole pack of dogs can do on 4, imagine all the treat and toy testing this magical tripod could get done in a day!!

CV

Qualifications: Resilient, brave, excellent.

Instagram: @workingdogsoregon

Diamond

Diamond is the sweetest little old lady. She has been through a lot, spending two years of her life living on the streets of Skid Row. Since being rescued, she has enjoyed many long and happy years with her adopted family. We know she would bring a lot of wisdom to the role of CTO.

CV

Qualifications: Life experience, resilience, sweet as pie.

Instagram: @rachelcassidyyates

Whiskey

The lovable bad boy. Whiskey may not have the most professional vibe in the applicant pool, but his storytelling skills and sense of humor are off the charts. A personality hire, for sure.

CV

Qualifications: Hilarious, ambitious, suave AF.

Instagram: @Whiskeythegoldenn_

Rosie

Nala Rose, aka Rosie, is a 2-year-old rescue. As the daughter of a veterinarian, we certainly trust her opinion when it comes to health and well-being! And check out that fashion sense!

CV

Qualifications: Silly, fun-loving, veterinary experience.

Instagram: @MissNalaRosie

Gertie

Would you just look at her?! What a cutie. Not just a pretty face, we appreciate Gertie for her culinary finesse and passion for flavor. She is a natural-born leader. After having been a rescue dog herself, she now fosters other dogs (with the help of her human).

CV

Qualifications: Culinary knowledge, skateboarding skills, foster sister.

Instagram: @Itsgertiesworld

Smudge aka Charles II

What a spunky little Pom-Pom! He is currently in foster-to-adopt with his new family in NYC. This little guy has standards and values and is totally aligned with Oh Norman!’s mission to support rescue dogs.

CV

Qualifications: High standards, passionate, cool older brother.

Instagram: @pompomcharlie

Poppie

The retired greyhound who has won many more hearts than races. She was rescued after the track, where she raced, closed. We can assure you, Poppie: being CTO will be a way cushier position than your previous racing job.

CV

Qualifications: Critical thinking, speedy, treat-motivated.

Instagram: @rafakley16

Vote for your CTO!

We received over 5,000 applications from incredible candidates all across the USA. Kaley and Team Oh Norman have narrowed it down to our Top Ten. You've voted! Now, which of these dogs is out first ever CTO? Stay tuned to find out...

Voting Now Closed

Want to treat your CTO?

View Product

WTF Treats: Free Range Beef Jerky

$14.00

View Product

WTF Treats: Pumpkin Slices

$12.00

View Product

Clean The Eff Up! Paw Wipes For Dirty Dogs

$10.00

View Product

Clean The Eff Up! Body Wipes For Dirty Dogs

$12.00

A daily supplement to support a balanced nervous system.

View Product

Calm the Eff Down!

$35.00

A daily supplement to support overall skin and coat health.

View Product

Stop Effing Itching!

$35.00

Calm the Eff Down!

Your Cart is Empty

Stop Effing Itching!

Our top 10

Chief Treat Officer

applicants are here!

We’ve conducted a nation-wide search, narrowed it down to our Top Ten and asked you to vote on which dog to hire. (thank you so much!!) THE VOTING PORTAL IS NOW CLOSED.

Qualified AF Candidates.

Meet our top 10.

Carl

Equal parts mayor-of-the-town and goofy boy! Carl has been putting smiles on faces all throughout the Windy City, and we think the entire U.S. deserves his sunshine! What a way to catch a treat, Carl!

I’m ready to vote!

CV

Qualifications: Charismatic, friendly, great siren impersonation.

Instagram: @thechicagocarl

Share this page!

Nike

Nike went from lost stray to school mascot. This unchipped pup nonchalantly wandered through the doors of an elementary school. Unable to locate his family, one of the teachers took him in as her own. He went from a scared, hesitant pup to a straight A+ dog, thriving in his new environment.

I’m ready to vote!

CV

Qualifications: Health-conscious, energetic, irresistible.

Instagram: @thelifeofnike

Share this page!

Hoagie

I’m ready to vote!

CV

Qualifications: The eyebrows, the drool, the 3-phase taste test.

Instagram: @hoagieshaus

Share this page!

K9 Lin

If this video isn’t inspiring AF, we don’t know what is. If K9 Lin can do more on 3 paws than a whole pack of dogs can do on 4, imagine all the treat and toy testing this magical tripod could get done in a day!!

I’m ready to vote!

CV

Qualifications: Resilient, brave, excellent.

Instagram: @workingdogsoregon

Share this page!

Diamond

Diamond is the sweetest little old lady. She has been through a lot, spending two years of her life living on the streets of Skid Row. Since being rescued, she has enjoyed many long and happy years with her adopted family. We know she would bring a lot of wisdom to the role of CTO.

I’m ready to vote!

CV

Qualifications: Life experience, resilience, sweet as pie.

Instagram: @rachelcassidyyates

Share this page!

Whiskey

The lovable bad boy. Whiskey may not have the most professional vibe in the applicant pool, but his storytelling skills and sense of humor are off the charts. A personality hire, for sure.

I’m ready to vote!

CV

Qualifications: Hilarious, ambitious, suave AF.

Instagram: @Whiskeythegoldenn_

Share this page!

Rosie

Nala Rose, aka Rosie, is a 2-year-old rescue. As the daughter of a veterinarian, we certainly trust her opinion when it comes to health and well-being! And check out that fashion sense!

I’m ready to vote!

CV

Qualifications: Silly, fun-loving, veterinary experience.

Instagram: @MissNalaRosie

Share this page!

Gertie

Would you just look at her?! What a cutie. Not just a pretty face, we appreciate Gertie for her culinary finesse and passion for flavor. She is a natural-born leader. After having been a rescue dog herself, she now fosters other dogs (with the help of her human).

I’m ready to vote!

CV

Qualifications: Culinary knowledge, skateboarding skills, foster sister.

Instagram: @Itsgertiesworld

Share this page!

Smudge aka Charles II

What a spunky little Pom-Pom! He is currently in foster-to-adopt with his new family in NYC. This little guy has standards and values and is totally aligned with Oh Norman!’s mission to support rescue dogs.

I’m ready to vote!

CV

Qualifications: High standards, passionate, cool older brother.

Instagram: @pompomcharlie

Share this page!

Poppie

The retired greyhound who has won many more hearts than races. She was rescued after the track, where she raced, closed. We can assure you, Poppie: being CTO will be a way cushier position than your previous racing job.

I’m ready to vote!

CV

Qualifications: Critical thinking, speedy, treat-motivated.

Instagram: @rafakley16

Share this page!

Vote for your CTO!

Voting Now Closed