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Don't Ever Effing Die! Health Supplement for Dogs, 60 Soft Chews, Made in USA, Supports Immune Health
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How it works Don't Ever Effing Diet helps with: Long term health & optimum physical & mental well-being, cardiovascular function, liver & kidney function, cognitive function, immunity & pain.
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Don't Ever Effing Die!
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Don't Ever Effing Die!
Health supplement for dogs named "Don't Ever Effing Die!" by Oh Norman! Includes a dropper with golden liquid. Packaging states: "Created in Partnership with Board Certified Veterinary Specialists," "Supports Long-Term Health for Dogs," "Made with Natural Ingredients," "Ethically & Sustainably Made in the USA," net weight 1 fl oz (30 ml).

Don't Ever Effing Die!

$19.99 $35.00
$19.99 $35.00

A liquid supplement that keeps your dog healthy AF

Clean Ingredients
  • All-natural
  • Active Ingredients: Milk Thistle Seed Oil, Colostrum Powder, Pumpkin Seed Oil, L-Carnitine HCL, Vitamin E, Vitamin C, L-Taurine, Turmeric Oil, Magnesium, Vitamin B6, Vitamin B2, Coenzyme, Vitamin B12, Vitamin A, Selenium
  • Inactive Ingredients: Coconut Glycerin, Distilled Water, Medium Chain Triglycerides (MCT) Oil, Potassium Sorbate, Rosemary Oil, Xanthan Gum.
  • Formulated and Reviewed by Board Certified Veterinary Specialists
Product Details
  • The earlier the better. Just like vitamins and supplements for humans, starting a dog on supplements early is a great way to prevent imbalances later on. Can be used starting from six months old.
  • Consistency is key. 
  • Dog Weight Dose Amount (twice per day) 

DOG WEIGHT DOSE (TWICE PER DAY)

  • Up to 15 lbs. .25 dropper
  • 16 - 35 lbs. 0.25 - 0.50 dropper
  • 36 - 50 lbs.0.50 - 0.75 dropper
  • 51 - 75 lbs. 0.75 - 1 dropper
  • 75+ lbs. 1 dropper

1 Dropper is equal to 1 mL

  • Shake before using: it is totally normal to see natural sediment build up, especially in the bottom of the tincture and in the dropper tip. Just give it a good shake! 
  • Storage: Store in a cool dry place. Keep sealed tight. This tincture is shelf stable for up to 12 months. 

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